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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

Anonymous said: You're such a cutie aw I just want to cover your face in kisses

awkwardlittlefuck:

Don’t fucking touch me, thanks.

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

lifebyliz:

I can’t handle this dog.

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

stoned-levi:

when ur mom comes home with the groceries

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.