yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
I FORGOT THAT BACK WHEN PARIS HILTON WAS IN JAIL, MY DAD WROTE HER LETTER AND SHE SENT US BACK A LETTER AND AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE AND I JUST FOUND THEM AND IM ECSTATIC
that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
A list of reasons for admission into the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum from the late 1800s.
Seduction and Disappointment sounds like a great title for my autobiographical book.
bad habits and political excitement omfg
- Humans really do have auras
- Humans have organs to sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation actually repairs telomeres in DNA thereby slowing aging
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist and each of us my inhabit our own unique universe
- Meditation speeds healing
"wacky new age ideas" LOL!
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Minimalist posters - Districts (x)
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.